![]() So you haven’t received a response from a text/WhatsApp/email that you sent three seconds ago which means that, as you suspected, you have done something unforgivable/are a pariah/unloveable/terrible at your job and you are going to be shunned/exiled/sacked. And how long can a human go without sleep before they go mad and start dissolving from crying and dry skin? And so all that will be left of you is a mound of crusty flakes? From WhatsApp to WTF? And that means you won’t sleep because you’ll be adrenalised by your terror of even more tiredness. ![]() But you know as you tap it into the digital calendar that runs your life like a malevolent dictator that it means you are going to be tired. So you are going out two nights in a row, which is a blip in the diary space continuum, not to mention a physical and emotional catastrophe. So now you are panicking about death and wetting yourself, which makes you panic so much you are actually having a heart attack, right now, aren’t you? From diary malfunction to madness So not only are you going to die from all the toxicity that you have been unable to prevent with green juice, but soon you will not be able to remember where the loo is. So obviously you are worried that you have early onset dementia. So you forget for the 15th time to put green juice on the grocery order. And then they conspire to take you to a place where you didn’t think you would go. Then they form a spiders web with all the feelings both old and new. A thought dawns and then it grows, connects to lots of other thoughts both old and new.
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